redkiteslongnights:

gaycomalfoy:

in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons 

hell yeah bismuth
i mean look at it

does that thing look heterosexual to you
i thought not 

efagan:

Ah, yes, my official title.

fullfrontaljewdity:

perfectlouse:

This headline just in from The Daily Mail..

Men who are physically strong are more likely to have right wing political views

So, that’s why I love Mussolini!

This is the best quote though..

Men with less upper body strength are more…

internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

fuckyeahfeminists:

sophiabiabia:

cognitivedissonance:

lemondifficult:

bidenette:

Le boom.

Oh snap

Wow

OOOOHHHHHHHH BURRNNN

americanonline:

americanonline:

look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick

i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again

is this a new pokemon

homebiscuitskillet:

i dont think anything as ever described me so perfectly